Dad Jokes about world news

What do you call a Swedish cabin that's trying to stay hidden from enemies?

A low-key lodge.

What do you call a peaceful area that isn't peaceful?

A strike zone.

What kind of support did North Korea send to Russia that was totally expected?

Their troops were always going to march in line.

What did the earthquake victim say when they finally got rescued?

It was a moving experience.

What row in prison did the mother say was the worst for her daughter?

The death row because it was a killer wait.

What did the mining company say when it got rapid approval to dig?

This is a hole new level of speed.

Why did the Russian general stop going to war meetings in Moscow?

Because he got the axe.

What kind of control does Israel want to maintain in Gaza?

Their grips on the situation.

What did the earthquake say when it visited Vanuatu?

Just dropping by to shake things up.

Why did the exhausted prisoners say they needed a break from their routine?

Because their body couldn't take anymore sentences.

What kind of president is Han Duck-soo when he's filling in for someone?

He's a quack-ing president.

What do you call a bird with the flu who goes to medical school?

A physician ill-eagle.